Fertility Song

I want to fertilize your egg in the morning
I want to fertilize your egg all through the day
I want to fertilize your egg in the evening
I want to go all the way

I want to fertilize your egg for the goddess
I want to fertilize your egg for the sun and moon
I want to fertilize your egg for the deep green sea
I want to fertilize your egg for you and me

So show me your petunias in their boxes
When the crickets take up their bows
The dancer and the farmer are a' dreamin'
Thus shall we reap what I sow

[insert spermy Van Halen guitar solo]

I want to fertilize your egg in the morning
I want to fertilize your egg all through the day
I want to fertilize your egg in the evening

I want to go all the way